A lot of folks can't understand how we

came to have an oil shortage

here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in:

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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North Dakota

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Wyoming

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Colorado

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

And

Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?

Didn't think So.